I'm a rather odd artist who plans on making a living off of my talent some day. I have a rather wild imagination and have a strong attraction to male on male mating.
So apparently I have issues too.
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
Interesting Quotes"Holy hand grenades, Batman!"
"My blue paint smells like oranges."
"I should stop eating shrimp ramen, soon it'll be considered cannibalism."
"And that's why you never stick a pickle in a toaster....or a toaster in a pickle jar...."
"Beware! My orangey goodness~!"
"W-why are you so old?"
"The true meaning of FINALS, 'Fuck I Never Actually Learned this Shit'."
"WHY. Why am I everyone's mom? And why are the everyone older than me?"
"Women are angels, if you break their wings, they keep flying. On broomsticks."
"Note to self, in case of Ben, buy duct tape."
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
"Honey....your daughter's a father...."
"I throw ur children in my van sometimes, singing 'Aiyo~ I'mma pedo'"
'I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, screaming 'OH SHIT, IT'S THE COPS'"
"DAMN YOU REALITY!!!!! Ooh~! A taco!"
"Boxen are happy places. They shall give you a feeling of inner peace if you just crawl inside. Shhh~ It's ok now...your perfectly safe."
"Hugs are like strangles you haven't finished yet."
Daxenese for Stapler - Staplickerlacker
Daxanese for Philosophical - Phililosipilofical
Derpican for Indeed - Inderp
"HELP! I'm trapped in a room with a moose! A MOOSE!"
"Pew Pew Pew. I've set my phasers to love'n. -wink, sparkle-"
"Friends are a lot like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an ax."
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint – it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… stuff."
"I found out this is all a figment of imagination." "You didn't know?"
"OMG. I would sleep with that in my underwear!"
“Install cover buffers, hold the mayo..”
“Set core, temp heat, cold fries.”
“Someone let the cat in!”
”Had a kitty once. Not you. Bubble’s like catnip and parsnips, chapped lips, hip hip horray!”
“Bubbles, I’m sorry! Here kitty, kitty. I left you out in the rain… rain go away.”
“Easy on the hot sauce Peter… Peter pumpkin two seater.”
Does my page make you lag? Yeah that's just my awesomeness being too much for that processor of yours to handle.
People I know in real life.
SUPER KABOOM PEOPLE.
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Don't click here!Current Residence: space, dude, outerspace.
Favourite genre of music: foreign, rock, pop, synthetic
Favourite style of art: anime/manga/anything!!
Operating System: Windows
MP3 player of choice: iTouch
Shell of choice: The Great A'Tuin's Shell!!!
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Wallpaper of choice: Usually Ben 10 or GRex
Skin of choice: I want a Tiger Pelt!!! >.<
Favourite cartoon character: Ben10, Zak Saturday, Beast Boy, Lief(Deltora Quest), Rex & Six(GRex)
Personal Quote: "FEAR MY ORANGY GOODNESS!"
Skype: daskarrot
E-mail: Tornadoallie@ymail.com - RandomDraggon@juno.com
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